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【周叶】老头子?!

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  • 小学生文笔,OOC慎入!                                                                                            小段子,脑洞源于纪晓岚                                                                                            夏日炎炎,屋外蝉声不断。叶修坐在军机处忙着。由于温度太高,叶修脱掉上衣,光着膀子。虽然在这个朝代,这样有违礼数。可外面太热也是没有办法的 。                                                                                                                             “报!皇上……皇上,要来了!”外面的士兵慌慌张张的跑进来,说道 。                                                                                                                           当今皇上周泽楷,人长得帅,能文能武,智勇双全,谁见了都会喜欢。而叶修,偏偏就令皇上头疼,虽然有时……按正常话来说,应该是?放肆?也就是他敢在周泽楷面前吧。然而,皇上也每次对他无可 赖何。                                                                   “什么!马上就要来?”叶修大声说道。望了望自己,正 光着上身。这,这何成体统啊?                                                                                                                            叶修环视了房间里,看见一块桌布。三两步走过去,躲在桌子下面说:“你!把那张桌布盖在上面。”用手指了指不远处的桌布。“大人,这……”士兵怯生生的说道。“叫你快去,你就快去呀,难道你想让我出丑?”叶修道。“不,不是这样的。”士兵说。“那你就快去呀!”叶修说。                                                                                                                            士兵把桌布盖在上面。随后,皇上便到了。                                                             “叶修呢?”周泽楷问道。“不,不,不知道。”士兵说道。                                                                                                                            “哎呀!既然他不知道,那皇上就别为难他了!”大臣江波涛笑着说。又挤挤眼神,示意皇上叶修在桌子下面 。                                                                                      “嗯。”周泽楷与士兵交代 两句后,示意周围的人不要出声。                                                                                                                             时间越来越长,叶修热的,浑身是汗。听到外面没了动静,喃喃道:“应该走了吧!”                                                                                                                         于是乎,叶修出来了,自言自语道:“这老头子,终于走了呀!”呼出一口长气,转身,便对上一双,黑曜石般的眼睛。                                                                        “谁,是老头子?”周泽楷问道。虽然周泽楷是在位有间了,但也不如您老啊!                                                                                                                            叶修愣了愣,道:“皇上,您有所不知。何为老?万寿无疆才叫老。何为头?顶天立地才叫头。何为子?天之骄子嘛!皇上,臣不是在骂您,而是在夸您呀!“               “ 嗯。“周泽楷点了点头。                                                                                        叶修呼出一口长气,心想:终于蒙混过关了!                                                             “赏你。”周泽楷站起身来, 一步步走向叶修。把他抱了起来。                                                                                                                               “侍寝。”说完,便抱着叶修回寝宫。                                                                        “阿勒!!” 一夜好梦~~                                                                                                                                  E.N.D                                                                                                                            感谢看完了的你~


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